

Other Half
I love this so much
The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.
Yes.
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[THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S SONG]
I was not nearly as prepared to press play as I’d hoped to be.
I immediately started crying.
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Rats are so cute and misunderstood and someday I hope to have one as a pet.
Riff raff, street rat; I dont buy that
Thought Allison might like this.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
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me
Hahahaha oh no. I think I might have a problem. ALL of these are me.
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Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found
Parenting; you’re doing it right.
crying in the middle of the library
I didn’t think this would get to me. But it did
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HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
I have just witness the most glorifying post in the history of tumblr.
^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THISomg tea
People have too much time on their hands. Hahhaa
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So i dressed up as He-man on my schools halloween day today
WOW
THis is literally the perfect cosplay
Like
You have won the cosplay
Everyone else go home forever
SO MUCH RESPECT
Haha
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